Welcome to Un-Club Penguin Answers. What the hell would you like to un-know?

Your mom is so fat that when she puts on a white dress, people point and say "look- it's club penguin island!"

"Oh darn it."

Your mum is so fat that she bombed Club Chicken.

No she didn't. Disney done it.

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